Australia - The Land Down Under

This guy is an absolute moron...no Aussie would ever do this because we're not that stupid.
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I bet he has a team of doctors behind the camera with the Antivenom.
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I just love it when people come to Australia from other countries and think they're experts on our wildlife.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_funnel-web_spider
 


Just in case he didn't know, the 'daddy' of them all is the Sydney funnel web. These can be big...and strong. Their fangs have been known to pierce human finger nails.....and various other parts of trhe human anatomy

The Sydney funnel web usually exists between Newcastle, which is north of Sydney and Illawarra to the south of Sydney

The worst of it ?....they are nocturnal....the males wander at night....usually looking for a female to mate with....and their colour?...Black

Don't get in the way when an Aussie funnel web is on the prowl for a female
 
Brian, whether it is 1am or 1 pm tomorrow you leave, you and your significant other have a safe and wonderful trip, full of joy and interest.

Luvya both.
 
We will likely leave sometime around 10PM tonight. My good wife has itchy feet. I will pass yourn bets wishes on to her, as she is watering the garden in readiness for our departure.

We have a 1200/1300 km trip ahead of us (one way).....so we prefer to get as many miles/km's under our belt before the sun comes up, as we can.
We just have to be super vigilant for 'roos (kangaroos) hitting one at speed can end a trip.

Thanks for the best wishes, Chris. Have a really good Christmas, mate. Hope there is an eatery open for you that captures your interest. We will raise a glass to you on Christmas day.
 
I'm sure this guy will get what's coming to him.
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Just remember Bob, at this time, they are "allegations" - western justice systems work on innocent until proven guilty.
 
Just a friendly warning that we do not need ro be judge, jury and executioner here.

By all means keep abreast of the news, but let the cards play out first, please.

Chris
 
We just have to be super vigilant for 'roos (kangaroos) hitting one at speed can end a trip.

over here in my part of the States (NW region), deer and moose are similar road hazards. some vehicles can survive a deer impact but basically nothing survives a moose - they out mass most passenger vehicles and some light trucks.
 
nothing survives a moose

A buddy managed to hit a moose while on his Harley. The moose was pissed off and proceeded to curb stomp him and the bike, leaving all sorts of hoof indentations on both of them.

Said buddy survived but spent a while in the hospital. He was on his way home from my house and knows that I live in 'Moose Alley'. (I'm very, very remote but over in Maine.) Where I live, tourists go moose spotting. Locals practice moose avoidance. They're basically as dumb as cattle but it's illegal to fence them in.

I did get my moose this year. It was my first tag in a few years so I made it a point to fill the tag right when the season opened. I was a bit picky so it took me a few mornings to get the one I was after.

That said, I'm not sure which is worse - a collision with a whitetail deer or a kangaroo.

Kangaroos are pretty solid, but so aren't the deer. Our deer are generally in the 200 to 250 pound range.

The deer carry their mass higher than a kangaroo, well above bumper height. They sometimes flip up and into the windshield - much like moose do. (You do not want to hit a moose, even with a semi.)

Can any of you Aussies chime in on injury numbers from kangaroo vs automobile collisions?

We have a bunch of them but your car can usually be fixed after hitting one. In some situations, your car will take only minimal damage from a glancing/lucky blow. We have bigger deer who survive sometimes - or at least survive long enough to make their way off into the woods. Moose often survive the impact. Your car will probably not survive an impact with a moose. It would cost too much to repair it and might not be able to be repaired due to the amount of damage done to it.
 
I did get my moose this year. It was my first tag in a few years so I made it a point to fill the tag right when the season opened. I was a bit picky so it took me a few mornings to get the one I was after.

That said, I'm not sure which is worse - a collision with a whitetail deer or a kangaroo.

wew nice! that's a lot of meat - even a small moose has a substantial amount.

I hit a deer once, decades ago, in my first car - a volkswagen bug. wasnt really going that fast, stock/unmodified vw bugs dont go that fast after all... that darn deer ran out into the road, as they are wont to do, just as I was going around a corner. it lleft a deer sized dent in the bonnet, rolled up towards me and smacked into the windshield - I think it may have been upside down at that point because it puked grassy chunks on the drivers side door, bounced into the road and then into one of those metal reflector posts, bending it into a 90 degree angle, then bouncing off into the ditch. other than some light body damage (to the car) it was a non-event. sure shook me up some, had to sit down for a bit after that.

ever since then I always drive slow in deer country.
 
Kangaroos are stupid. End of story. Just plain stupid.

i travel outback roads quite frequently. Quite often they are littered with goats. Wild goats.

A few get hit by cars or trucks....but not that many. The goats actually learn to steer themselves away from the road when they hear the sound of a vehicle. Kangaroos do not have this ability. They are as likely as not to hop straight in front of the vehicle....whether it be car or truck.

The majority of the trucks are big...semi trailers pulling massive trailers....with considerable weight. The vast majority have bullbars fitted.....3" tubular steel welded in such a way that they could hit an elephant and they would not bend.
Kangaroos?....splat. The end.

People who live in these areas mostly also have bullbars on their cars/4wheel drives etc
For the most part they do the job of stopping damage.

A car with no bullbar (like mine) hit a 'roo a few months ago....the roo bounced off the left hand front 'guard....caused $2500 - $3000 damage and hopped away. Nothing broken....but bruised, of course. Did the roo learn...no. The exact same roo hopped in front of a truck the next day and that was the end of that. The driver of the truck and the car the day before were the same person.....a local grazier.

 
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The real Funnel Web Spider and a real Expert...

Would you put this spider on your hand.
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Tim's top 5 Aussie Spiders...

Catching Funnel Web Spiders...

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Kangaroos are stupid. End of story. Just plain stupid.
It just that their mate bets them that they cant jump between the lights.
The last one I hit cost the insurance company $12500.00
I thought they would have written the car off.
 
It just that their mate bets them that they cant jump between the lights.
The last one I hit cost the insurance company $12500.00
I thought they would have written the car off.
Does anyone remember the video game "Frogger"? :)

I'm reminded of that when bicycling along the local rails-to-trails paths in the summer when there seem to be an unusually large number of four inch long millipedes trying to cross the path. Many of them don't make it (amateurs!).

Occasionally a chipmunk would try it as well and jump through the bicycle wheel, where the moving spokes are pretty much invisible. Amazingly they don't seem to get injured (I've only seen it happen twice) but they get flipped up to land about halfway up your leg causing alarm to all parties involved.

The deer, on the other hand, do this on the turnpike which, I'm sure, keeps the autobody shops in business, but it's really just level 2 of Frogger. The roos are probably at level 3.
 
In the late 19th century, the Australian swagman became an iconic figure of the Outback, living a life of mobility and self-sufficiency as he roamed the vast and often unforgiving landscape. Around 1880, a swagman is captured using a hollow gum tree as a campsite, a testament to the resourcefulness and adaptability of these wanderers. The gum tree, a symbol of Australia's natural environment, provided shelter and protection, offering a rare refuge from the harsh elements of the bush.
The swagman’s life was one of constant travel, as he moved from one town or settlement to another in search of work or opportunity. The hollow gum tree, with its protective bark and hollowed-out trunk, served as a makeshift shelter, allowing the swagman to rest and recover from long days of walking. It was a humble yet effective solution to the challenges of living in the wilderness, as these makeshift campsites were often the only refuge available to those far from civilization.
This photograph not only captures a moment in the life of a swagman but also serves as a symbol of Australia's colonial past, highlighting the resilience and endurance of its people. Swagmen like the one pictured in this scene were part of a larger narrative of exploration, hardship, and survival, and their stories became embedded in the nation’s folklore. The hollow gum tree, as a symbol of both the land and its people, offers a glimpse into a rugged way of life that was both challenging and deeply connected to the Australian landscape.

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This is shown here courtesy of History.com
 


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