Australia - The Land Down Under

Yeah... no. The salad didn't taste too bad until the moment I swallowed the first bite. Then a previously undetected blast of "bitter" hit the back of my mouth and I literally could not swallow it the whole way. I hate to think what that might have done had it actually reached my stomach (or further). I've learned to just appreciate the pretty yellow flowers in my yard.

interesting fact, dandelions are not native to North America - some of the first settlers from Europe brought them over in the 1600s as both food and medicine. typically you eat the leaves before it flowers - much as with nettles, fiddleheads, etc - when the plant is in its juvenile state it's edible.

I've seen bugs for sale as food - novelty items mainly - deep fried, or chocolate coated. I've accidentally eaten a few ants before - very bitter, not appetizing at all (though honey is bee vomit...). might be a cultural thing, but eating insects? it aint right.
 


It will also increase your grass cutting activities from fortnightly to twice weekly
Well, that's a show stopper. I'm currently living in the house I grew up in so I have the perspective of decades to see it with: sections of my yard that, fifty years ago, could barely support grass for lack of water are now so soggy that they can't be mowed for almost a week after every rainfall (*). So the last thing I want is something to make the grass grow faster.

And everything I might even consider putting on the lawn has to be researched ad nauseum to make sure it's not even rumored to be bad for the dogs/wild birds/pollinators, etc (but, "OMG, can we just -poison- the damned deer that keep eating my hostas!?").

* I'm not talking about low spots in the yard - I expect that to be wet for a while. I'm talking about ground with a nice slope to it! Does water no longer flow downhill?
 
you eat the leaves before it flowers - much as with nettles, fiddleheads, etc - when the plant is in its juvenile state it's edible.
I did find that out later, after it was too late. I probably won't be trying that experiment again. :eek:

I've seen bugs for sale as food - novelty items mainly
I've seen that, too. Their tag line was "Crickets, the other green meat." (an allusion to an old meat marketing slogan that touted pork as "the other white meat")
 
If you kill 'em all, you can't make dandelion wine.

Also, I've eaten (intentionally) insects. I've tried a bunch of them. Baked crickets are pretty good. They have a roasted nut flavor

For the record, I will eat pretty much anything - or at least try it. If I'm hungry, I'll eat anything, even if I don't like the flavor.

There are some things I'd have to be really hungry to eat, but I'll eat them. I despise turnip (and parsnips). I'll eat 'em if I'm hungry enough.
 
The only way locusts will be dangerous will be if they lodge in your throat and choke you to death.

Uh...

It was smaller than a locust and I didn't choke to death... but it was very unpleasant, wriggling around in my throat...trying to cough it up. Just little specs of black in my spit.

Not very nourishing.
 
I can you say.....what the hell has this to do with Australia ?

Well....a bit.....in any number of ways..and it's a nice read, if nothing else

 
Queensland Floods

 
difference between a british and australian accent, but it took a while.

To make it more interesting, there's also New Zealand and South Africa - and maybe Newfoundland.

Then, there are different accents between them. People in Perth will have a different accent when compared to what you'll hear in Tasmania. Australia's considered to have a few distinct accents, though I forget their names and regions.

Much like the US has varied accents, so do other countries - often with wide variations.

Then, there's also dialect... That's not tied to an accent in and of itself, at least not specifically, but there will be a wide variation given a large enough population. Someone from the city of London will sound different than someone from Birmingham.

There's often a bit of history behind these things. If you go to Lousiana, you might not just hear the French mixed in but you'll hear a bunch of other accents mixed in as well - including some remnants of Micmac (and nearby people) from when many of them migrated there.

Let's not forget Creole while we're there, as there have been all sorts of individual Creole languages since it was coined around 500 years ago.

Anyhow, I'm not sure if my point is all the at important. I'm just commenting to share that not all Australians will sound the same. It can, and does, vary depending on where they've lived and with whom they've spoken to.
 
This is a bit off-topic, there are estimated to be around 50 variations of English that are spoken in the UK, the following is a sample of the main ones.

 
I take no responsibility for the views expressed in the following couple of links. I note that not all the people telling us 'how to speak Aussie'....are not aussie themselves. You have been warned.



 
Then... Just when you think you're ready to talk to an Australian with the same accent...

They hit you with 'rhyming slang'...

Much of that remains pure gibberish to my ears.
 
I believe the origin of rhyming slang is from the cockney people of Gt. Britain

Cockney​


Dialect spoken by working class Londoners, especially in East End
Cockney is a dialect of the English language, mainly spoken in London and its environs, particularly by Londoners with working-class and lower-middle-class roots. The term Cockney is also used as a demonym for a person from the East End, or, traditionally, born within earshot of Bow Bells. Wikipedia
Native toEngland
RegionLondon (Middlesex, Essex, Hertfordshire, Kent, Surrey)
Language familyIndo-European Germanic West Germanic Ingvaeonic Anglic English British English Cockney



I see you regularly refer @KGIII to your good wife as the "missus" ....a common way of referring to a spouse is often "the cheese and kisses"....to the husband as "the old man" or old pot....or simply hubby. Far worse language has been known to be used.


Well this morning I got up had a rubbedy dub, a dad and Dave then racked off to the watering hole for a dogs eye with dead horse.

Yes, I know exactly what that means ^^​

 
I believe the origin of rhyming slang is from the cockney people of Gt. Britain

That was my understanding of the origins, though they differ from the Australians.

Well this morning I got up had a rubbedy dub, a dad and Dave then racked off to the watering hole for a dogs eye with dead horse.

Frankly, I'm not sure if that's a bannable offense or not! LOL
 
Well this morning I got up had a rubbedy dub, a dad and Dave then racked off to the watering hole for a dogs eye with dead horse.

Translation:
Well this morning I got up had a bath or shower, a shave then went to the pub for a pie with tomato sauce.
 
Tik Tok ....It even gets as far out in the bush as Broken Hill NSW


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Something us Aussies should know...
https://www.9news.com.au/national/c...-receipt/ae9e16ed-efd9-4c40-9e82-ccff6bfc1447

Turns out supermarkets have little to no power to demand a receipt from a customer.
"The law does not give private retailers like Coles and Woolworths any legal authority to compel you to produce proof of purchase for goods that you bought somewhere else,"

"If the store thinks that you've stolen, they can request to inspect your bags, but security guards really don't have much power; all they can do is get the police involved.

"If they keep people there against their will, if the Coles worker keeps you there, there's a possibility that it might be a false imprisonment claim."

Something I didn't know but do now.
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