About nicknames,
I call myself "The Fly Sniper".
Let me explain.
When the weather is nice, I like leaving all the windows and door open. Invariably, flies find their way into my house. Most people use a fly-swatter to rid themselves of the offenders. I have issues with that. It's disgusting and unsanitary. I have no desire to clean up smeared fly guts. They could end up on my kitchen table, counters, end tables. And God forbid their life ends on my monitor! I don't want to inadvertently knocked sentimental fragile nick-knacks and so forth.
Fly tape is unattractive. My cats play with it, It gets stuck on their paws and fur. They run around the house trying to get rid of tape. Anything in their path gets stuck on the tape. I got it stuck in my hair before. I refuse to mist every surface in my home with bug spray, not to mention the toxins my cats and I would be breathing in.
So this is what I do...
As an organic gardener, I know that ordinary soap relieves me six-legged annoyances. I always have a spray bottle with diluted dish soap handy when I'm in my garden. I keep one in the house too. Since soap can get sticky, that one has Gain scented Mr Clean. The Gain scent doesn't do anything. I just like the way it smells.
I keep the bottle on jet stream. When I find trespassers, I take aim with my bottle to get rid of them. I've been doing this for a while now. I have really good aim. I can take them out mid-flight from across the room. If there are a lot of flies in the house, I track them down in 007 stealth mode, creeping around the house, peeking around the corners, sneaking up on the places they always seem to land. Sometimes I find 2 or more lounging on a table, counter, a flat surface. I slink closer, quiet, line them all up in Mr Clean jet stream. With a single trigger I take them all out at once!
Later on, I go around the house with my Wet-Dry Vac cleaning up dead bodies. This brings me to another fun activity!
Flies habitually suspend themselves from the ceiling when they go to bed for the evening. If I sneak up slowly from behind them with the end of the vacuum hose close to the ceiling I can suck them up before they know what hit them. I recently figured out that a bright LED flash light blinds them. They don't even see me standing right in front of them.
I've become an expert marksman with my bottle of Gain scented Mr Clean. I can even take out mosquitos and gnats from across the room now! Sometimes when I'm bored I think about opening up the house to let in a bunch of flies and pretend to be James Bond in drag!