Got a lovely call from Microsoft's tech support today. They said that there's a virus on my pc. They said they can fix it.
I installed team viewer and let them connect. THE INDIAN SCAMMER NINCOMPOOP WAS STARING AT MY SCREEN, CLICKING AROUND RANDOM THINGS, TOTALLY CONFUSED.
I asked "I know it looks bad, even my start menu is gone (I use gnome), can you fix it?
The call ended with an Indian insult as he hung up.

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