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  • Writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone. The person answers, and it's their mum saying "I have a computer question."
    If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today?
    One answer: “I possess a device in my pocket that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to man. I use it to look at pictures of cats and get into arguments with strangers.”
    I paid attention enough in history classes to know modern society didn't event emojis. They were just under a different name: HIEROGLYPHICS
    Turns out that being an uncle in relation to being a father is not so bad - you get roughly 60% of the benefits and 0% of the downsides!
    On my old job, nobody liked our previous foreman because he was too bossy; so one day we took him with us to a bar. It wasn't long before he started ordering everyone a round!
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    As Optimus Prime has famously said, "There is more than meets the eye!"
    I would like to thank a user, whom has asked to remain anonymous, for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot!
    Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
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