BigBadBeef

I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn't have internet.

I paid attention enough in history classes to know modern society didn't event emojis. They were just under a different name: HIEROGLYPHICS

When life gives you melons, make melonade!

Turns out that being an uncle in relation to being a father is not so bad - you get roughly 60% of the benefits and 0% of the downsides!

I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

On my old job, nobody liked our previous foreman because he was too bossy; so one day we took him with us to a bar. It wasn't long before he started ordering everyone a round!

I would like to thank a user, whom has asked to remain anonymous, for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot!

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Should I lay off the milk?