... when you're 45, you don't work with your hands, and you've never done it before.
Background: my 2017 desktop PC died in November. This was my very sane line of thinking: "Hey, I am going to build one with fresh-of-the-oven AMD hardware, with very little and very tiny nanometers and all the Zens and the chidens and the numbers and whatnot, to have future-proof compatibility on Linux, because AMD publishes their own perfectly fine Linux opensource driver, because I am a full grown-up, and and and because engineer and and I've been using Linux for twent... yak yak yik yak yak yik yik yik".
What can go wrong.
Well.
HOWEVER! It's my baby, it works, I love it now, it's my best computer ever, I hate a bunch of people I don't know, I make them responsible for the above and if I knew I were standing in front of them I would not say good morning. And of course I hate the me from November the first one, for deciding that all the problems I had were not enough and I had to play with brittle expensive janky fancy things because I don't know any better and being 45 doesn't make you any smarter.
I don't dare to ask my wife how that all looked like from her perspective.
But my PC is great.
Background: my 2017 desktop PC died in November. This was my very sane line of thinking: "Hey, I am going to build one with fresh-of-the-oven AMD hardware, with very little and very tiny nanometers and all the Zens and the chidens and the numbers and whatnot, to have future-proof compatibility on Linux, because AMD publishes their own perfectly fine Linux opensource driver, because I am a full grown-up, and and and because engineer and and I've been using Linux for twent... yak yak yik yak yak yik yik yik".
What can go wrong.
Well.
- I learned that the socket number is the number of microscopic pins that you can f*%k if you're not careful when mounting the CPU (didn't happen, but I lost a kilo on sweat)
- The CPU is crazy heavy. If it falls on the pins, there go a healthy number of hundreds of dollars.
- Not to mention the cracks and the squeaks that the different pressure levers make when you're trying to install it.
- Not fun.
- I learned that bending a motherboard is very easy and most likely fatal for it (didn't happen, another kilo goes)
- Not fun, no
- I learned that not all M.2 slots are the same when it comes to plug storage. "Lanes", oh my.
- Amount of reboots not understanding where are all those gigabytes per second: 3.
- I learned to hate cable management even though I bought a new, fully modular PSU.
- Cables types and gens. Someone should be held accountable for the MADNESS.
- I learned that DDR5 memory does pre-training at first boot and it takes about 30 seconds per 16 GB of RAM. Meanwhile, the ez-led of the SDRAM is blinking the same way than if the mobo couldn't find the memory. I lost half my soul looking at a pile of hardware in a corner to look at it very sad, and I assembled the build about 5 times before discovering it about a week after the first try: I had to wait 2 minutes for some sign of mobo life to show on the display, and that was it.
- It is not documented in the mobo manual
- It is sometimes referred to, vaguely, in support forums.
- Baba Yaga, if you're reading this, you should note down the people that writes mobo manuals.
- I learned that GPU are huge and they weigh so much that you won't be able to see the PCI-e slot where you need to place it. It won't make any click when it sits.
- If it falls on the wrong place, everything goes to hell.
- I learned that recently, the PSU standard has changed to Type 5 (that's the corsair branded generation) all the power sockets on the devices have changed as well with PCI-e Gen 5, having smaller sockets and plugs.
- WHY THE VIOLENCE?
- Somehow I had successfully built the system without having to buy a whole new cable kit.
HOWEVER! It's my baby, it works, I love it now, it's my best computer ever, I hate a bunch of people I don't know, I make them responsible for the above and if I knew I were standing in front of them I would not say good morning. And of course I hate the me from November the first one, for deciding that all the problems I had were not enough and I had to play with brittle expensive janky fancy things because I don't know any better and being 45 doesn't make you any smarter.
I don't dare to ask my wife how that all looked like from her perspective.
But my PC is great.

