@Graveworm, this is off-topic, but your name reminds me of Shakespeare.
There's a bit of dialogue from Mercutio in Romeo and Juliet (Act 3, Scene 1), when he's dying (having been struck with a sword). The line is, "They have made worms' meat of me!"
But, back on topic, you could get into some of the more 'quirky' distros. There's a whole host of Puppy Linux examples out there. If you want, you can even use something like TinyCore Linux. These things will run 'quick enough' on your old hardware, though they may take a little while to load.
You'll be able to browse the web, do some word processing, or even play some small/light games. With DOSBox, you'll have a ton of games available, and they'll run fine on your hardware.
Due to the way YouTube works, you'll probably have issues using that site. There are sites out there with video in other formats. YouTube pretty much demands that your CPU have certain features, which your CPU will certainly not have.
You MIGHT be able to watch YouTube at a low bit rate.
Anyhow... Your username made me chuckle. It's not often that one gets to throw down a Shakespeare quote on a Linux forum.