I admit that I have a couple of bucks. In fact, a good way to describe it is to say that I'm 'financially independent'.
I do not have 6 billion dollars. Well, not US dollars... I do have some Zimbabwean currency that was given to me as a joke gift. However, those bank notes are essentially worthless now -- and weren't worth much then.
So, I will not be buying this.
Also, I've mentioned that people should slap me if I ever seriously consider creating and maintaining my own distributed distro. I dare say that this would count as such, even though I'd not be doing the work myself. However, I do own shares in IBM. They own Red Hat.
Maybe MSFT will buy 'em. I'm out of the running.