Just for fun - Linux Jokes and Memes

[lekkerlinux]

Well, lekkerlinux, it's quite easy if you were bulgarian but even if you are not - being bitten by a sheep makes you become a sheep. And the sheep is very stupid animal. Easy, right?

Yes, but I feel sorry for the sheep! They get a "dear in the headlights look" when you talk about anything else than Windows. They have to call in some techguy when their Windows act up and caught up cash.

 

[lekkerlinux]

 

[rado84]

"" the sheep is a very stupoid animal"""....any new zillanders here...?......

Speaking of New Zealanders, this is a must watch:

 

[catacombs]

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The guy drinking a beer behind Jimmy Fallon is Gentoo.

 

[JasKinasis]

Speaking of New Zealanders, this is a must watch:

Ha ha, brilliant film. At least as far as low-budget horror/splatter/comedy films go!

 

[rado84]

Ha ha, brilliant film. At least as far as low-budget horror/splatter/comedy films go!

This is the only low budget movie I would watch again and again.

 

[lekkerlinux]

This is a Bulgarian joke

Dracula was from Transelvania, which is in Romania.

 

[Peer]

"Ubuntu" is an old African saying that means "I'm too stupid to configure Debian"

 

[rado84]

Dracula was from Transelvania, which is in Romania.

What does that have anything to do with the joke?

"Ubuntu" is an old African saying that means "I'm too stupid to configure Debian"

Derivatives are another way of saying "I'm too stupid to use and configure Arch".

 

[lekkerlinux]

"Ubuntu" is an old African saying that means "I'm too stupid to configure Debian"

Not exactly.

It means I'm to stupid to install Debian and I don't have to bother learning because of Mark Shuttleworth and his company saved me from Microsoft.

That's what Ubuntu means.

 

[rado84]

 

[lekkerlinux]

That's looks more like build your own Arch.

 

[rado84]

That's looks more like build your own Arch.

No. Building your own Arch - whether from scratch or not - would be assembling NX-01 piece by piece, age by age.

 

[lekkerlinux]

No. Building your own Arch - whether from scratch or not - would be assembling NX-01 piece by piece, age by age.

It is absolutely beautiful! Wish I can have one of those one day.

Where do I start? Trying it out in virtual box?

 

[wizardfromoz]

https://www.linux.org/forums/arch-and-derivatives.161/

... you already know, and its Thread

https://www.linux.org/threads/help-with-arch-commands-during-installation-debugging.21829/

... is worth a read

Cheers

Wiz

 

[lekkerlinux]

is worth a read

Thirty nine steps and the bloke still did something wrong! I am just tyred looking at that, but will try it one day after purchasing my next big data package. (200 Gig prepaid)

 

[Zaki SI-Lounis]

I got some good ones

 

[poorguy]

 

[xXNORDXx]

Haven't been on in a while hope all is well!

 

[VP9KS]

Hi guys, I found this & I thing you will like it.View attachment 3044

No offence

Yeah, the slackware picture looks just like my lab computer