2 weeks ago I decided to go outside without mask and gloves, completely disregarding the government's order to wear them. Back then I had my little adventure written down in a "normal" language, now I decided to translate it in the real normal language and this is what it looks like:
Code:
[gov@governmentbg]: ~> $ masks all
[me@home]: ~> $ mask: command not found
[gov@governmentbg]: ~> $ sudo masks all
[me@home]: ~> $ mask: command found && installing mask................done
[me@home]: ~> $ search gloves
[me@home]: gloves: command found
[me@home]: ~> $ cd /usr/outside --nomask
[cop@governmentbg]: ~> $ request /urs/mask && request /usr/gloves
[me@outside]: ~> $ installing mask........done
[me@outside]: ~> $ installing gloves........done
[me@outside]: ~> $ request gunshop && request banktorob
[cop@governmentbg]: ~> $ request denied
[cop@governmentbg]: ~> $ sudo remove /usr/mask && sudo remove /usr/gloves
[me@outside]: ~> $ removing mask............done
[me@outside]: ~> $ removing gloves............done
[cop@governmentbg]: ~> $ sudo proceedwithoutmaskandgloves
[me@outside]: ~> $ ./thankyouofficer